A man ordered a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very…

Once, in a remote African village, a native man walked up to a missionary with a look of fury on his face. “My wife gave birth today,”…

A little guy gets on a plane and sits by the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the…

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with…

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking his…

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the…

An old lady was on the checkout at the local supermarket when a young female cashier approached her. The cashier looked at her arrogantly and told her…

Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the movies to cool off. Later that evening, he decided to phone home to see what…

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and…