A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.”
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking his…
Man’s Parrot Won’t Stop Swearing And Ends Up In The Freezer
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the…
An Old Lady Had A Perfect Response To An Arrogant Cashier
An old lady was on the checkout at the local supermarket when a young female cashier approached her. The cashier looked at her arrogantly and told her…
He Asks Wife Whats For Dinner
Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the movies to cool off. Later that evening, he decided to phone home to see what…
This Wise Old Man is Real Genius
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and…
St. Peter asks man 3 questions before he can enter Heaven and his answers are brilliant
The day finally arrives: Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. The gates are closed however,…
Barber Gets Bested By A ‘Dumb Kid’ And He Never Knows It
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer: “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it…
Story of the Day: Girl Asks Granny to Teach Her to Knit, Granny Later Learns She Knits Clothes for Poor Family
A granny is highly proud of her granddaughter after she teaches her how to knit, and the girl helps someone in need through it. But things just…
An Old Lady Went To The Grocery Store
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…
A man was really stressed and his wife put her foot down and finally made him do something about it
A man was really stressed and his wife put her foot down and finally made him do something about it. She told him he needed to buy…