A woman died and found herself standing outside
A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think…
Husband And Wife Go On The Golf Course.
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive…
The Well-Dressed Gentleman Watched An Old Man
Poor “Old fool” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside…
A Young Man Is An Avid Golfer
A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very…
The Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What…
An Elderly Couple Returned To A Mercedes Dealership
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady. “I thought…
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?”…
Most People Can’t Spot The Difference Between These, But It’s Really Important
Despite protestations from the company, a federal judge has decided to move forward on a lawsuit against McCormick & Co., the popular spice maker. The lawsuit has…
98-Year-Old Grandma Takes to Stage And Interrupts A Country Singer’s Performance.
I’m by no means a musician, but growing up I did take various instrument lessons. The first real musical instrument that I learned how to play was…
Husband made a snide remark about his wife’s weight and her response is absolutely perfect
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take…