A Man Ordered A Voice Automated Car
A man ordered a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very…
A Remote African Village, A Native Man Walked Up To A Missionary
Once, in a remote African village, a native man walked up to a missionary with a look of fury on his face. “My wife gave birth today,”…
A Little Guy Gets On A Plane And Sits By The Window
A little guy gets on a plane and sits by the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the…
College kid has a big test, so he stays up late studying
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with…
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.”
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking his…
Man’s Parrot Won’t Stop Swearing And Ends Up In The Freezer
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the…
An Old Lady Had A Perfect Response To An Arrogant Cashier
An old lady was on the checkout at the local supermarket when a young female cashier approached her. The cashier looked at her arrogantly and told her…
He Asks Wife Whats For Dinner
Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the movies to cool off. Later that evening, he decided to phone home to see what…
This Wise Old Man is Real Genius
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and…
St. Peter asks man 3 questions before he can enter Heaven and his answers are brilliant
The day finally arrives: Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. The gates are closed however,…