An Elderly Couple Returned To A Mercedes Dealership
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady. “I thought…
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?”…
Most People Can’t Spot The Difference Between These, But It’s Really Important
Despite protestations from the company, a federal judge has decided to move forward on a lawsuit against McCormick & Co., the popular spice maker. The lawsuit has…
98-Year-Old Grandma Takes to Stage And Interrupts A Country Singer’s Performance.
I’m by no means a musician, but growing up I did take various instrument lessons. The first real musical instrument that I learned how to play was…
Husband made a snide remark about his wife’s weight and her response is absolutely perfect
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take…
Concerns about Trump’s health for a presidential run are raised by a former White House aide.
Former White House Aide Voices Concerns About Donald Trump’s Health The health of Donald Trump, former president of the United States, has raised concerns among some, including…
Greatest wish of my life
My greatest wish is that my children will always know just how much I love them and for the rest of their lives will know that no…
When Son Keeps Asking For 2 Packed Lunches, Mother Realizes He Gives One Of Them To A Hungry Boy
Many parents pack their lunches for their school-aged children. Whether it is because school lunches are not as nutritious as a packed lunch or because it is…
The Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What…
Husband and wife funny Joke
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm,…