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A Man Ordered A Voice Automated Car
A man ordered a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very…
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A Remote African Village, A Native Man Walked Up To A Missionary
Once, in a remote African village, a native man walked up to a missionary with a look of fury on his face. “My wife gave birth today,”…
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A Little Guy Gets On A Plane And Sits By The Window
A little guy gets on a plane and sits by the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the…
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College kid has a big test, so he stays up late studying
A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with…
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.”
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking his…
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Man’s Parrot Won’t Stop Swearing And Ends Up In The Freezer
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the…
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An Old Lady Had A Perfect Response To An Arrogant Cashier
An old lady was on the checkout at the local supermarket when a young female cashier approached her. The cashier looked at her arrogantly and told her…
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He Asks Wife Whats For Dinner
Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the movies to cool off. Later that evening, he decided to phone home to see what…
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This Wise Old Man is Real Genius
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and…
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St. Peter asks man 3 questions before he can enter Heaven and his answers are brilliant
The day finally arrives: Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. The gates are closed however,…