{"id":18119,"date":"2024-12-16T13:34:22","date_gmt":"2024-12-16T13:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/?p=18119"},"modified":"2024-12-16T13:34:22","modified_gmt":"2024-12-16T13:34:22","slug":"midnight-call-confusion-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/?p=18119","title":{"rendered":"\u201cMidnight Call Confusion That"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple were asleep when the phone rang<\/p>\n<p>at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow should I know? That\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d and hung up.<\/p>\n<p>Curious, the husband said, \u201cWho was that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And his lovely wife replies,\u201cI don\u2019t have any idea who it was.<\/p>\n<p> It was some stupid woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/creativestorius.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/IMG_5819-300x224.jpeg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said, \u201cHow should I know? That\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d and hung up. Curious, the husband said, \u201cWho was that?\u201d And his lovely wife replies,\u201cI don\u2019t have any [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18120,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18119"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18121,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18119\/revisions\/18121"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}