By poking her with his finger.As he touches her, the sermon asks<\/p>\n
a question about the gathering that had led the Israelites to <\/p>\n
freedom from slavery in Egypt. Startled awake, the woman shouts,<\/p>\n
The Almighty!\u201d before falling asleep yet again.As the ceremony goes on,<\/p>\n
the husband pokes her once again just as the sermon asks about the one<\/p>\n
who had sacrificed for the forgiveness of their sins. The woman, all sleepy says,<\/p>\n
\u201cJesus Christ!\u201dWhen the sermon asked another question, her husband tried to wake<\/p>\n
her up for the third time now. However, the timing didn\u2019t seem to be right as the <\/p>\n
question was \u201cWhat words did Eve speak to Adam after the birth of their last child?\u201d<\/p>\n
At this point, the wife was angry at her husband for constantly poking her with his <\/p>\n
finger so she exclaimed: \u201cI swear, if you touch me with that again, I\u2019ll snap it in half.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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