{"id":18790,"date":"2024-12-22T14:47:32","date_gmt":"2024-12-22T14:47:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/?p=18790"},"modified":"2024-12-22T14:47:32","modified_gmt":"2024-12-22T14:47:32","slug":"this-80-year-old-decides-to-try-something-new-lol-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/?p=18790","title":{"rendered":"\u201cThis 80-Year-Old Decides to Try Something New\u2026\u201d LOL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.<\/p>\n<p>His wife said, \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And she said,\u201cWhy? Are you sick?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019m going to get me some of those new Via4ra pills.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She said, \u201cI\u2019m going to the doctor too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He said, \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She said, \u201cIf you\u2019re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I\u2019m going to get a tetanus shot.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d And she said,\u201cWhy? Are you sick?\u201d \u201cNo,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019m going to get me some of those new Via4ra pills.\u201d So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18791,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18790"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18792,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18790\/revisions\/18792"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/topnewsin34.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}