One day, little Johnny asked his father, \u201cDad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife, who was cooking dinner, overheard the question and decided to eavesdrop on their conversation.<\/p>\n
The father replied, \u201cBecause it makes grown-ups happy.\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny said, \u201cI want to be happy too.\u201d<\/p>\n
The father responded, \u201cThen you have to wait until you\u2019re a grown-up.\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny asked, \u201cBut who will exercise with me when I grow up?\u201d<\/p>\n
The father said, \u201cHopefully, when you get married, it will be your wife.\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny then asked, \u201cBut Dad, how come our neighbor Sally exercises with you?\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife rushed out of the kitchen, and an ambulance arrived 10 minutes later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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