Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee.

The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it.
Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that. The next day,

the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband, furious:

“My wife came home last night without her panties!” “That’s nothing,” says the other.

“Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said,

‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.’”

Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee.

The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it.

Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.

The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband,

furious: “My wife came home last night without her panties!” “That’s nothing,” says the other.

“Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.’”