Married Guys Go Fishing

Four married guys go fishing……. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy:“You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.

I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.” , Second guy:

“That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.”

Third guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.

”They continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him.

“You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.

What’s the deal? Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,

I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing or Sex” and she said, “Wear sun-block.”

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