A little girl and boy are fighting about the
differences between the sexes, and which one is better.
Finally, the boy drops his pants and says,
“Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”
The little girl is pretty upset by this,
since it is clearly true, and runs home crying.
A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.
She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says
that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”