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St. Peter’s Answer

A young Catholic couple dies in a car crash on their way to their wedding.

At the Pearly Gates, they ask St. Peter if they can get married in Heaven. St. Peter says he’ll find out and disappears.

Months later, he returns, confirming they can marry. The couple then nervously asks,“What if it doesn’t work out? Can we get a divorce?”

St. Peter slams his clipboard and yells,

“It took me three months to find a priest! Do you know how long it’ll take to find a lawyer?!”

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