hidden hit counter A couple at the church

A couple at the church

By poking her with his finger.As he touches her, the sermon asks

a question about the gathering that had led the Israelites to

freedom from slavery in Egypt. Startled awake, the woman shouts,

The Almighty!” before falling asleep yet again.As the ceremony goes on,

the husband pokes her once again just as the sermon asks about the one

who had sacrificed for the forgiveness of their sins. The woman, all sleepy says,

“Jesus Christ!”When the sermon asked another question, her husband tried to wake

her up for the third time now. However, the timing didn’t seem to be right as the

question was “What words did Eve speak to Adam after the birth of their last child?”

At this point, the wife was angry at her husband for constantly poking her with his

finger so she exclaimed: “I swear, if you touch me with that again, I’ll snap it in half.”

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