An Unexpected Confession at Church

Man: “Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years.

All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I

was intimate with an 21 year old.” Father: “When was the last time

you made a confession?” Man: “I never have, I am Jewish.” Father:

“Then why are telling me all this?” Man: “I’m telling everybody!”…