Cracker Barrel has long been known as a safe haven for those who live
by conservative values. However, the restaurant chain seems to be changing
its tune after it unveiled a change to its menu that left thousands of fans
shocked beyond belief. The popular restaurant will now be offering something
that will turn most meat eaters’ stomachs – an Impossible sausage. The new menu
item at Cracker Barrel was announced to much fanfare. However, people across
the nation were furious to see that after facing a lot of pressure from the public
and an increasingly progressive American landscape, the restaurant has caved to
“wokeness” and decided to go along with Because Cracker Barrel will now sell the
“Impossible Sausage” as a menu item for those interested in the vegetarian protein pick
