Here’s a quick summary of the Christmas jokes:Heaven’s Test:
Three men must show something representing Christmas to enter heaven.
A match as a candle, keys as bells, and red panties as “Carol’s” get
them through.Hungover Husband: A drunk man avoids trouble when his
wife finds him yelling, “I’m married!” while she tries to help him undress.Soldier’s Wish:
A soldier asked for a new sergeant for Christmas and ended up peeling potatoes.
Monastic Misprint: A monk discovers a translation error—“celibate” should’ve been
“celebrate!”Holiday Divorce Ruse: Parents fake a divorce to bring their kids home
for Christmas.Early Shopper: A man on trial claims he was just Christmas shopping—before
the store opened.Airport Mistletoe: Mistletoe above
luggage prompts an attendant to say, “Kiss your luggage goodbye.”
