Here’s a quick summary of the Christmas jokes: Heaven’s Test: Three men must show something representing
Christmas to enter heaven. A match as a candle, keys as bells, and red panties as “Carol’s” get them through.
Hungover Husband: A drunk man avoids trouble when his wife finds him yelling, “I’m married!” while she
tries to help him undress. Soldier’s Wish: A soldier asked for a new sergeant for Christmas and ended
up peeling potatoes. Monastic Misprint: A monk discovers a translation error—“celibate” should’ve been “celebrate!
”Holiday Divorce Ruse: Parents fake a divorce to bring their kids home for Christmas. Early Shopper:
A man on trial claims he was just Christmas shopping—before the store opened. Airport Mistletoe: Mistletoe
above luggage prompts an attendant to say, “Kiss your luggage goodbye
