An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake,
finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there
for a while, he yells to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna hear a blond
joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, “Before you tell that
joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you
should know five important things. 1. The bartender is a blond girl who’s
holding a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
“Well hell no, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times
