It was an ordinary morning at the Wellington mansion — polished floors, shining silverware, and Helen, the maid, standing nervously

at the kitchen’s edge. After years of loyal service, she finally gathered the courage to speak up. “Ma’am,” she said firmly, “I’d like a raise.”

Mrs. Wellington, ever elegant with her diamond glasses and calm composure, arched a brow. “A raise? And why do you think you deserve that?”

Helen, prepared and confident, smiled. “I have three reasons,” she began. “First, I iron better than you.” Mrs. Wellington

blinked in surprise. “Second, I cook better than you.” When asked who said so, Helen replied, “Your husband.”

The room froze as Helen delivered her final reason. “And third… I’m better in bed than you.” Mrs. Wellington’s voice turned icy.

“Did my husband tell you that too?” Helen shook her head innocently. “No, ma’am — the gardener did.”

The silence that followed was shattered by shouting, crashing teacups, and confusion spreading through the mansion.

By evening, Mrs. Wellington granted Helen a raise and a week off — though perhaps for everyone’s sanity.

Moral: Be careful what you ask for — honesty from an employee might just come with interest! 😄