She Asked Her Husband To Describe Her And He Told Her The Hard Truth

When it comes to jokes, we all tend to have our own personal likes and dislikes. Some of them tend to make us crack up and others just put a simple smile on our face. One of the times when we tend to laugh the most is when something unexpected happens. There are times when we see the punchline coming, but if we don’t, it can really get us going.

That is why we are so happy with the joke below. It starts out funny but it gets even better as you go along. A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.” The husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife:

“Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?” “You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there. The husband climbed out of bed and counted. One, two, three, four, you’re right.

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